Why are soccer players so cool?
Because they have fans!
What’s a chicken’s favorite song?
I should be so clucky, clucky, clucky, clucky!
What is a red-neck’s last words?
Hey ya’ll, watch this!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall ?
Dam!
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Hark!
Hark who?
Hark the herald angels sing!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
