Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
What letter is part of your head?
I!
What do you call a hamburger bun in a rocking chair?
Rockin’ roll!
Ram tells his condition to the doctor. After he is examined, the conversation went something like this…
DOCTOR:Your kidney has failed.
RAM: How can that be? It never went to school! From now on I will send it tuition!
What letters describe a slippery sidewalk?
I, C!
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on a head and I’ll go around!
