Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris closed; I had to knock!
What has 26 letters but only 3 syllables?
Alphabet!
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why would a kitty go to the hospital?
To get a CAT scan!
What did one wolf say to another?
Let’s go catch some fast food!
What do you call a Cinderella that likes to sing?
Singerella!
