What is black,white and red all over?
A Newspaper!
Why did the sea gull fly into the library?
To get some bookworms!
Where does a sheep go to cut his wool?
The baabaa shop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I’m goin’ thwimmin’!
Why did the egg go to the jungle?
He was an eggsplorer!
