What do you get if you cross a sheep and a trampoline?
A woolly jumper!
What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?
Lambo!
Teacher: “What is seven Q plus three Q?”
Student: ” Ten Q.”
Teacher: “You’re Welcome!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop saying those dumb knock- knock jokes!
What does a mongoose like to eat?
Gooseberry cereal!
What did the mountain climber call his son?
Cliff!
