Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop saying those dumb knock- knock jokes!
What does a mongoose like to eat?
Gooseberry cereal!
What did the mountain climber call his son?
Cliff!
What did Tweety say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What did the mathbook say to his troubled friend?
Sorry, I cant help you; I got too many problems of my own!
