What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi!
What kind of instrument do you wear on your feet??
Socksaphones.
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A laughing stock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not tell you.
What did the school janitor say to the wall?
“One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you.”
What do you get when you cross a monastery with a lion?
A roaring friarplace!
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