Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What gives milk and has two wheels?
A cow on a motorcycle?
Why don’t mice take ballet lessons?
Because they are just tutu small!
What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Hide and go eat!
What sort of chocolate do people from Mars eat?
Mars bars!!!
What’s light as a feather but the strongest man can’t hold it?
A breath!
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