In church a man and his wife were sitting. The wife said, “I just let out a silent fart; what should I do?”
The man said, “Well for one thing you should change your hearing aid battery!”
Why did the chicken cross the Earth?
TO SAVE THE PLANET!
What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What is grey,purple,pink,orange,yellow and blue?
An elephant holding a box of crayons!!
What’s the LONGEST word in the WHOLE WORLD.?
S-MILE…because “s” is a mile from the end!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who??
Cargo beep beep!
