Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades!
This is a book I really recommend. It’s called “How to Keep Your Bathroom Clean”.
It’s by Ty D. Toilet!
What do ghosts wear to the beach?
Boo-kinis!
Why did the worm go to the library?
He was a bookworm!
What banks do vampires rob?
Blood banks!
What is the most dangerous kind of dancer?
A break dancer!
