Why couldn’t the skeleton play a musical instrument?
Because he had no organs!
What do you call a spider with no legs?
A raisin!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quarter back!
There was a pink-colored panther and an ant. The panther stepped on the ant. What did the panther say?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead antttttttt!
Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!
