Patient: Doctor, Doctor ! I hear ringing in my ears !
Doctor: Where else do you expect to hear it?
The farmer found a load of cow poo.
He said, “Who did this?”
The cow said, “The udders!”
How do teachers eat?
With u-pencils!
What do you call an eagle with no feathers?
A bald eagle!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio. What do you do?
What did the paper say to the scissors?
I love your jokes, you cut me up!
