Why did the policeman spend a lot of time in his bed?
Because he was an undercover cop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Oops, I did it again!
What is a polar bear’s favorite shape??
ICE-osceles triangle!
Knock knock….
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who???
Luke out below!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
How did the egg cross the road?
Scrambled!