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From Kacey, age 13, Iowa

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Savannah, age 11, Salem, OR

There was a pink-colored panther and an ant. The panther stepped on the ant. What did the panther say?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead antttttttt!
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From Emily, age 7, New York

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!
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Filed Under: Bug

From Bill, age 14, USA

Were does the Easter Bunny go for brunch?

IHOP!
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Filed Under: Holiday

From Molly, age 10, USA

What was the rat’s name that always tooted?

Ratatooie!
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From Hose, age 13, USA

What did the sedimentary rock tell his teacher during the test to become a metamorphic rock?

“This is too much pressure!â€?
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Filed Under: Rock

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