There was a 100 dollar bill,which was old,and the other 1 dollar bill,which was older. The 100 dollar bill said,”I had a good life,I’ve been to the theater,amusment park,and even to see the zoo.”
“Wow!You did have a good life!” The 1 dollar exclaims.
“Where did you go to?” The 100 dollar asks.
” Well,” the 1 dollar said,”I’ve been to the Baptist church and Catholic church…”
Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
So a duck walks into a bar and says “Do you got any grapes?’
and the man replies “No.”
So the next day the duck is back at the bar and says “Do you have any grapes?”
And the guy says “No.”
So this goes on for a few days so the guy finally replied, “No we don’t have any grapes, and if you ask that again I’m gonna nail you down to the bar table.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Why didn’t the man enter the building?
What kind of shampoo does a ghost use?