What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
Why couldn’t the skeleton play a musical instrument?
Because he had no organs!
What do you call cats when they are bad?
That’s Cattitude!
What do you call a spider with no legs?
A raisin!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quarter back!
