Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Because he was a fraidy cat!
Dad: What does this ‘F’ on your report card mean?
Kid: Fantastic!
What does a sea monster eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
You have a green house, a white house, and a pink house. Where is the White house?
In Washington, D.C.!
What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?
I wish I were boulder!
Why did the boy who was in trouble a lot bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive his teacher crazy!
