How many letters are there in the alphabet?
11 ( count them :t h e a l p h a b e t)
Wha’ts a monster’s favorite ice cream topping?
Ghoul whip!
What goes ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ SLLURRRRP?
Alphabet soup!
If 1 = 5,
2 = 25,
3 = 125,
& 4 = 525,
What is 5 equal to?
1!
A kid went on Cats.com. What happened to the computer mouse?
The homepage ate it!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A horse fell in a mud hole!
