Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio. What do you do?
What did the paper say to the scissors?
I love your jokes, you cut me up!
Why is the calendar so popular?
Because he has so many dates!
What do you call Santa when he is trying to scratch something?
Santa “Claws”!
If a red house is made of red bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of ?
Glass!
What is a frog’s favourite drink ?
‘Croak’-a-cola!
