Footballer- This ointment makes my arm smart!
Trainer- You should rub some into your head then.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor ! I hear ringing in my ears !
Doctor: Where else do you expect to hear it?
The farmer found a load of cow poo.
He said, “Who did this?”
The cow said, “The udders!”
When does 2+3 become 10?
When we do the addition wrong!
How do teachers eat?
With u-pencils!
What do you call an eagle with no feathers?
A bald eagle!
