What does a sea monster eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
You have a green house, a white house, and a pink house. Where is the White house?
In Washington, D.C.!
What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?
I wish I were boulder!
Why did the boy who was in trouble a lot bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive his teacher crazy!
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
What’s the first thing a witch does when she enters a hotel?
Orders Broom service!
