Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleeves!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
Stop looking at me!
Why do the birds fly south in winter?
Cause it’s too far to walk!
Why do they put fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Because he was a fraidy cat!
Dad: What does this ‘F’ on your report card mean?
Kid: Fantastic!
