My friend walked into the room. I asked why her nose was so red and puffy. She said, “I stopped to smell a brose,” and I said, “There’s not a “b” in rose.”
She said, “There was in that one!”
What do Martians who use the Metric System say?
Take me to your Liter!
Why does the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows don’t whoo; that’s what owls do!
What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
A mother was ironing her washing. Her son asked ” Mother, why are you ironing your washing?”
His Mum said, “To make them nice and wrinkle-free, darling. ” she replied.
The son said, “Then why don’t you iron grans’ face, mum?”
