What animal is best for a banker?
A skunk, because it makes so much cents! (Scents, sense, cents)
What’s a cop’s favorite food?
Corn on the cop!
What did one pair of scissors say to the other when getting ready for a party?
You better sharpen up a bit!
Where does a bee go to the bathroom?
The beepee station! (BP station) Get it?
Why did the student baker’s cake smell great but taste bad?
Because he used the wrong kind of flower!
Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
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