What did the squirrel say to the peanut?
You look nutty!
Have you heard the joke about the forgetful person?
You haven’t?
Well…
I forgot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beep.
Beep who?
Beep, beep: coming through!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern by its diameter?
Pumkin Pi!
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between `unlawful and `illegal`?”
Only one hand shot up.
“OK, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“Unlawful is when you do something the council doesn’t allow and illegal is a sick eagle.”
Imagine there was a hen on a roof. The wind was going 90 miles West. It laid an egg; which way did it roll down?
Neither! You’re just imagining!
