What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in human beings?
What do you call a kid named Charles who eats three helpings of cafeteria lasagna?
Upchuck!
Why did the cat play on the computer?
Because he saw a mouse.
What do you call a king that doesn’t tell the truth?
A Lyin’ King!
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop a line!
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida be funnier if I told better jokes!
