This guy comes back from his 5th grade test results and says “I flunked a grade, I flunked a grade.” Another guy says “Why did you say that twice?”
And the other one says “Because my teacher told me to repeat this grade level.”
What celebrity lives on the beach?
Ryan SEAcrest!
Can a shoe box?
No, but a tin can!
Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt?
Now he’s a bronze-fish!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his brother was at KFC!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
A short man.
A short man who?
A short man who can’t reach the doorbell!
