Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec for you to let me in cause I’m knocking!
Where should you put your T.V.?
In a remote location!
Alacadabra, Alacadabra:how do you spell that?
T-H-A-T!
Why do all socks have holes?
Because when socks don’t have any holes, how can people put them on their feet?
What do you call a dead Jedi?
a Deadi!
What is a simplified cow on a grill?
Prime rib!
