Two atoms were walking down the street. One trips and falls. His friend says, “Are you Ok?” “I don’t know. I think I dropped my electrons.” His friend said, “Are you sure?”
“Yes! I’m positive!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What NBA team could be very dangerous if you touch it?
The Suns!
What do bakers play at their lunchbreak?
Tic Tac Dough!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mind.
Mind who?
Mind your own business!
