Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tony.
Tony who?
How many Tonys do you know?
