What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
