Why do dolphins have two eyes?
So they can see underwater!
What do firemen put in their soup?
Firecrackers!
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
Why does the gorilla have big nostrils?
Because it has big fingers!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See.
See who?
See-saw!
A man got on a bus with a banana in his ear and the busdriver said–“Hey buddy, you have a banana in your ear!”
The man said–“Sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear!”
