What can you count on when you are losing?
Your fingers!
Teacher:Do you know about Isaac Newton?
Student:NO,but I’ve heard of his brother Fig.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
“Len me a fiver!”
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What do you get when you cross a pig and cactus?
Porky-pine!
