What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
A boy was walking by a flag the day before the 4th of July and the boy asked it how it was doing, but the flag just waved. Then on the next day, it was the 4th of July and there was a flag on a float (it was really a man dressed as a flag) and it kept saying “Happy 4th of July!” and the boy said…
“Oh, I guess he just had to save his voice!”
Sam: I caught two bass, four salmon,and a panfor.
Max: What’s a panfor??
Sam: To cook em in!
Why did the base runner pick up third and go to his house?
The coach told him to steal third and go home!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who.
Orange you gonna let me in?!
