Girl: Billy, do you want to play school?
Billy: Ok,I’m absent!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
To get to high school!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
What did the dog say to the tree?
Why do you have so much bark?
How did the rocket lose its job?
He got fired!
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don’t move; I’ve got you covered!
