What do you call a woman with sand paper on her head?
Sandy!
What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s Pop corn?
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood test!
How old is the man who made up 100?
99!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye see you!
