What did the clock say to the waiter whenever a couple walked in to the restaurant?
“1:42!” (one for de two)
What do you call a tree that grows poems instead of fruits?
Poetry!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
A boy asked a sea shell, “Can I go on the sand too?” and the sea shell didn’t answer.
“Fine!” the boy said. “Be shellfish and keep all the sand for yourself!”
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack!
Teacher: Joe, can you spell alphabet?
Joe: Of course!
Teacher: Than spell it!
Joe: I-T.
