How does Wayne Gretzky stay cool?
He sits next to his fans!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Are you my mother?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Nothing! Walls don’t talk!
What happened to the dog that swallowed the watch?
He got ticks!
What do you call a woman with sand paper on her head?
Sandy!
What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
