What did the clock say was its favorite game?
Tick Tock Toe!
Tom: AH!There’s a bug in my soup!!
Waiter: (whispering)Don’t shout or every person will want one !
Why did the bread go fishing?
It wanted to loaf around!
How do you get a book to like you?
You check it out.
What animal can hit a baseball?
A bat!
A missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh lord,” he prayed, “I thank thee for the food which I am about to receive.”
