Why was a computer tired when he came back home?
Because he had a hard drive!
What did one Bald Eagle say to another?
I’ts okay, You’re not bald.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hamster?
A smashed hamster!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were ants!
What do call a person who has six eyes, two mouths, and three noses?
Ugly!
Why do trees have trunks?
Because it would look weird with suitcases!
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