Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working!
What type of jam don’t you want on toast?
Toe jam!
What month is the month that is most hated by soldiers?
Death March!
Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s gonna get the door!
What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?
Fire crackers!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a fish?
Prrrrrrrrrrr-anha!
