What animal is good at math?
An account-ant!
What dries as it gets wetter?
A towel
Why did the potato cross the road?
Because he saw a fork!
Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip Who?
Philip my car with gas, please.
What is between you?
Letter o!
Do you know how ballerinas dance?
On their tippy toes, of course!
