What did one wall say to the other wall?
Nothing! Walls don’t talk!
What happened to the dog that swallowed the watch?
He got ticks!
What do you call a woman with sand paper on her head?
Sandy!
What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s Pop corn?
Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?
Super Market
