What did the ocean say to the sand?
I MIST you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss on the cheek?
What do you call a underwater spy?
James Pond!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t even know yourself?
What type of site does a spider visit?
Web-site!
What do you call a teacher that falls asleep in the classroom?
Nothing! You might wake them up!
