Can February March?
No, but April May!
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s raining out here and you better bring your washing in!
Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
Because they were knotty (naughty)!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the w!
Dad: Okay son, get up, it’s time for school.
Son: I don’t want to go, everyone thinks I’m bossy.
Dad: Son! You have to go! You’re the headmaster.
