What do you call small rivers that run into the Nile?
Juve-niles
Why did the bread get fired from work?
He was toasted!
What would you call superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
What does a broccoli ask you to do for him when he likes a girl but can’t do it himself because he’s too embarrassed?
Will you cauliflower for me?
Why was mama glow-worm unhappy?
Her kids weren’t very bright!
Girl: Billy, do you want to play school?
Billy: Ok,I’m absent!
