What did the skeleton say before he ate?
Bone appetit!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the dog move from the sunny part of the yard to the shade?
Because he was a hot dog and he wanted to be a chili dog!
What is a monster’s favorite type of cheese?
Muenster!
Why don’t skeletons play music at church?
Because they have no organs!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Athea.
Athea who?
Athea later alligator!
