Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye see you!
Knock Knock.
Who`s there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner round there’s a monster breathing down your neck!
Why was the gluestick bad at Math?
Because it kept getting stuck on the questions!
Name the room which you can eat
Mushroom!
What does a kangaroo do when he gets angry?
He’s hopping mad!
One day there was a pastor going on a trip. His car broke down on the way so he walked down a road until he came to a farm. He asked the farmer if he could use his horse. The farmer said, “Yes, but this horse is no ordinary horse; you have to say Praise the Lord for it to go and Amen for it to stop.”
The pastor said, “No problem, I’m a pastor!” Well about an hour passed down the road and then a rattle snake came and blocked the road. The horse got scared and began to run. The pastor forgot what to say to make the horse stop so he said a prayer and of course at the end of the prayer he said “Amen”. When the pastor opened his eyes he found that he was at the edge of a cliff.
He was so thankful to be alive he said, “Praise the lord!”
