What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a rock star and a turtle?
A hard rocker
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s Pop corn?
Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?
Super Market
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood test!
How old is the man who made up 100?
99!
