What animal always sounds like it’s lying?
A lion!
Who says oh oh oh?
Santa Claus walking backward!
What is a penguin’s favorite drink?
A Waddle Bottle!
(Water Bottle)
(Water Bottle)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie going to figure this out?
Did you fly in from Oklahoma?
Yes- and my arms are so tired!
What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
Abrahamster Lincoln
