What did the french fry dress up as for Halloween?
Mashed potatoes!
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because he could not find a date!
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
What did the banana say to the other banana?
Let’s split up!
A police officer spots a car on the highway going about 22mph, so he stops the car, with a lady and some of her friends, and tells the lady how dangerous is to be going slow as it is to speed. The lady answers “Officer I was going the speed limit! 22mph!”
The officer says… that is the highway #.. That’s what highway you’re on. But I need to ask you, are your friends okay, they seem a little shaken up and pale…
She answers “Oh they’ll be fine in a couple of seconds, we just got off of highway 119.”
Why do T-rexes wear flip flops?
Because they have such tiny arms!
