Why do koala mothers carry their babies on their back?
Because its too hard to push the pram up the tree!
When my daughter was 8, she came home with a new joke, she said, “Hey dad, you’re getting taller!” Absent minded me, I said, “What?”
She then said, “Your head is growing through your hair!” She had noticed my rug was getting a bit lean on top!
What is Santa Claus’ favorite snack?
Ho hos!
What does a teddy bear say after it’s been offered food?
I’m stuffed!
Where do chickens rent their movies from?
Buckbuster!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
