What is the army’s favourite plant?
Missile-toe!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Why are you cheering?
Why are penguins the first ones to arrive at parties?
They’re already dressed!
What did the kid say when he fell?
I have a BOO-BOO!
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Tooth-thirty!
What does a bird get at the doctor’s?
A tweetment!
