Why didn’t the shrimp have any friends?
Because he was a bit shellfish!
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What is Mozart doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
When do you have a penny all your life?
When it’s your surname or your first name!
A math teacher was riding on a bike past one of his student’s house. His student was digging in the mud. The teacher asked why.
“The weather man said it rained an inch and three
quarters. I’m looking for the three quarters!”
quarters. I’m looking for the three quarters!”
