Why did the horse cross the road?
To see his neigh-bors!
What did the farmer say when the kid asked if milking a cow was easy?
The farmer replied “Sure, any jerk can do it”!
Why did the boy jump up on the cow ?
Because he wanted to be a cowboy !
Why did the football players get hot?
Because the fans left!
What do you call a woman who has one leg bigger than the other leg
I Lean!
What did the turkey say when he was in the hot tub?
Something smells delicious!
