How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?
With his Discover card!
Why are couches like turkeys?
Both of them are stuffed.
What do you call a guy with a car on his head?
Jack!
What do you get when a dinosaur steps on your garden?
Squash!
What hand do you use to butter your roll?
Neither silly, you use a butter knife!
When was the first time that the pilgrims said ” God Bless America?
The first time they heard it sneeze!
