Did you fly in from Oklahoma?
Yes- and my arms are so tired!
What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
Abrahamster Lincoln
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it man!
Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?
Because they are afraid of Wales!
What does the sheep say when it needs a bath?
I need a baaaaath!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a car?
A cow-dillac!
