Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
What’s another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
What does Santa use before eating his cookies?
Hand Santatizer!
What did the mosquito say to the elephant?
Hide behind me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel eat me if you don’t open this door!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To see his neigh-bors!
