Why did the chicken go to KFC?
To try to find his wings!
WHEN DO YOU HAVE A PENNY ALL YOUR LIFE ?
When it’s your name!
What loves a dog and rides its back, travels for miles without leaving a track?
A flea!
How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
Put it in your front yard!
What did the butcher say to Santa when he introduced his wife?
Meet Patty!
How can you get a cat to do tricks?
Put a dog in a cat suit!
