What do you call Santa with a red tummy?
Jelly roll!
What is the pirate’s favorite store?
Toys Aarrr Us!
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says “spit out that gum” and a train says “choo choo choo.”!
What did Santa say to Mrs.Claus when she said to lose some weight?
No,no,no!
Who was the first math kid that was smart at addition at age 5?
Add-em!
